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Earlier today, this office needed a Santa. And then it needed a second Santa. And then it needed a Jesus. And now, it needs a Michael.
Michael Scott
Jim: Hey. What’s up?Michael: What if I told you I had done the worst thing ever, would you still want to be my friend?Jim: Did you murder someone?Michael: Worse than that.Erin: Oh, my God.Michael: Lurk much?
6x11, Scott’s Tots

Jim: Hey. What’s up?
Michael: What if I told you I had done the worst thing ever, would you still want to be my friend?
Jim: Did you murder someone?
Michael: Worse than that.
Erin: Oh, my God.
Michael: Lurk much?

6x11, Scott’s Tots

Michael: You can’t be a baby in the office. It makes me look like I hire babies.Andy: Well if I we’re complaining, a lot of people think your Elvis voice is annoying.Michael: Okay, who said that?Andy: I don’t-just people. For the record, I think it’s pretty fantastic.Michael: [Elvis voice] Well, thank you… thank you a lot. And for what it’s worth I think your baby voice is tops.Andy: [baby voice] Tank you Mr. Elwis.Michael: [as Elvis] You’re welcome, baby.
6x11, Scott’s Tots


Michael: You can’t be a baby in the office. It makes me look like I hire babies.
Andy: Well if I we’re complaining, a lot of people think your Elvis voice is annoying.
Michael: Okay, who said that?
Andy: I don’t-just people. For the record, I think it’s pretty fantastic.
Michael: [Elvis voice] Well, thank you… thank you a lot. And for what it’s worth I think your baby voice is tops.
Andy: [baby voice] Tank you Mr. Elwis.
Michael: [as Elvis] You’re welcome, baby.

6x11, Scott’s Tots

I fell in love with these kids. And I didn’t want to see them fall victim to the system. So I made ‘em a promise. I told them if they graduated from high school, I would pay for their college education. I have made some empty promises in my life but, hands down that was the most generous.
Michael Scott
Hey Mr. Scott, what you gonna? What you gonna do, make our dreams come true!

Hey Mr. Scott, what you gonna? What you gonna do, make our dreams come true!

Harvey: I am Harvey, a computer. Jim sucks.Michael: Sorry, oh wow, that’s so rude. I’m sorry, I can’t control him.Jim: Yeah, you can.Michael: You know what? Get Pam.Jim: For this?Michael: Pam.Harvey: Pam, you look very hot today.Jim: Pam, meet Harvey. This is Michael’s new friend.Pam: Great.Harvey: Me so horny. Me love you long tim.
3x12, Traveling Salesmen

Harvey: I am Harvey, a computer. Jim sucks.
Michael: Sorry, oh wow, that’s so rude. I’m sorry, I can’t control him.
Jim: Yeah, you can.
Michael: You know what? Get Pam.
Jim: For this?
Michael: Pam.
Harvey: Pam, you look very hot today.
Jim: Pam, meet Harvey. This is Michael’s new friend.
Pam: Great.
Harvey: Me so horny. Me love you long tim.

3x12, Traveling Salesmen

Pam: You didn’t happen to bring any coffee, did you, Michael?Michael: Milk and sugar.Pam: Oh, awesome. You’re a life saver. [drinks from coffee cup] Wait, is this just milk and sugar?Michael: That’s what I said.Pam: Do you drink this every day?Michael: Every morning.
5x23, Broke

Pam: You didn’t happen to bring any coffee, did you, Michael?
Michael: Milk and sugar.
Pam: Oh, awesome. You’re a life saver. [drinks from coffee cup] Wait, is this just milk and sugar?
Michael: That’s what I said.
Pam: Do you drink this every day?
Michael: Every morning.

5x23, Broke

I don’t care if Ryan murdered his whole family. He is like a son to me.
Michael Scott
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