Earlier today, this office needed a Santa. And then it needed a second Santa. And then it needed a Jesus. And now, it needs a Michael.
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| — | Michael Scott |
Jim: Hey. What’s up?
Michael: What if I told you I had done the worst thing ever, would you still want to be my friend?
Jim: Did you murder someone?
Michael: Worse than that.
Erin: Oh, my God.
Michael: Lurk much?
6x11, Scott’s Tots
![Michael: You can’t be a baby in the office. It makes me look like I hire babies.Andy: Well if I we’re complaining, a lot of people think your Elvis voice is annoying.Michael: Okay, who said that?Andy: I don’t-just people. For the record, I think it’s pretty fantastic.Michael: [Elvis voice] Well, thank you… thank you a lot. And for what it’s worth I think your baby voice is tops.Andy: [baby voice] Tank you Mr. Elwis.Michael: [as Elvis] You’re welcome, baby.
6x11, Scott’s Tots](http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuaqxyXK7I1qzjpevo1_400.png)
Michael: You can’t be a baby in the office. It makes me look like I hire babies.
Andy: Well if I we’re complaining, a lot of people think your Elvis voice is annoying.
Michael: Okay, who said that?
Andy: I don’t-just people. For the record, I think it’s pretty fantastic.
Michael: [Elvis voice] Well, thank you… thank you a lot. And for what it’s worth I think your baby voice is tops.
Andy: [baby voice] Tank you Mr. Elwis.
Michael: [as Elvis] You’re welcome, baby.
6x11, Scott’s Tots
I fell in love with these kids. And I didn’t want to see them fall victim to the system. So I made ‘em a promise. I told them if they graduated from high school, I would pay for their college education. I have made some empty promises in my life but, hands down that was the most generous.
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| — | Michael Scott |
Harvey: I am Harvey, a computer. Jim sucks.
Michael: Sorry, oh wow, that’s so rude. I’m sorry, I can’t control him.
Jim: Yeah, you can.
Michael: You know what? Get Pam.
Jim: For this?
Michael: Pam.
Harvey: Pam, you look very hot today.
Jim: Pam, meet Harvey. This is Michael’s new friend.
Pam: Great.
Harvey: Me so horny. Me love you long tim.
3x12, Traveling Salesmen
![Pam: You didn’t happen to bring any coffee, did you, Michael?Michael: Milk and sugar.Pam: Oh, awesome. You’re a life saver. [drinks from coffee cup] Wait, is this just milk and sugar?Michael: That’s what I said.Pam: Do you drink this every day?Michael: Every morning.
5x23, Broke](http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku0akebZLC1qzjpevo1_500.jpg)
